The Teamsters Take Over the Schools

Posted in Politics, Regular Lives with tags , , , , , on August 20, 2008 by camuscanoe

Most “townies”, as Miss Betty Cake would call them, really have no need to follow Fairfield County Schools. While there are some real low points in the city of Columbia as far as schools go, there’s also a lot of positivity. The new superintendent for Richland One is a well-respected and promising hope for the schools and the community. This almost overshadows the fact that our governor has consistently drained school budgets year after year (for the record, South Carolina has unprecedented astronomical security spending which I guess means your dumb kids will be safer? than smart kids in New York State?). Nonetheless, in the spirit of positivity, there are a lot of great people working at the city schools. People step out of line from time to time, the local news reports it, and then they resign, it’s how it should be.

And then there’s Fairfield.

Wow. Fairfield recently obtained a new superintendent, they snatched her up on what looks like her way out of Mobile, Alabama. She was the center of controversy with the Mobile County Schools, the Mobile school board made it publicly known that she wouldn’t be advancing with that district, and that’s when she sought employment in Fairfield (isn’t that just perfect that they got Alabama’s rejects?).

Although there have been internal conflicts since Ingram took office, the parents didn’t really become involved until the CRT scandal erupted. Basically, with more than half the school year over, Dr. Ingram decided that she wanted a standardized test to count for a huge chunk of the students’ final grades. This is not legal, and really bad for the kids who had not been preparing for that test. The parents attempted to speak at board meetings and Dr. Ingram refused to listen. The parents staged protests and, still, the policy was not changed. As evidenced in this article, the parents had many concerns about staff, testing, and structure, the CRT was just the last straw. Finally, their only legal recourse was through the judicial system. They easily won their case and the judge made a point of noting how dumb the actions of the school board and Dr. Ingram were.

It takes an extraordinary case for courts to interfere with the business of a school district or school board, Goode pointed out in his earlier order; there must be clear evidence of corruption, bad faith or an abuse of power.”

So, after this court case the school board meetings will be televised. Like the way dashboard cameras catch cops beating up people.

There has been one board member who has been outspokenly critical of the corruption in Fairfield. Annie McDaniel recently publicly criticized the board for creating a $1.3 contingency fund, which is essentially a savings fund. In South Carolina, these things are frowned upon and, to my knowledge, there is actually legislation that requires state agencies to balance their budgets. Obviously a savings fund is not a balanced budged. “‘I’m not even sure (a contingency fund) is legal in the state of South Carolina,’ McDaniel said.”

McDaniel also asked some questions about an apparent attempt to cover up an inappropriate relationship between a board member and a former employee. “The meeting was adjourned abruptly, leaving several items on the agenda not discussed.”

This is what happened to that board member. Judging from the article, it looks like she was essentially framed because she was outspokenly critical at meetings. The school board asked to send her on a business trip and then all of the other members who were going to take the trip backed out at the last minute, leaving McDaniel to take the trip alone. When she got back they called misuse of funds and tried to discredit her. It looks as if there is actual misuse of funds, but it’s not from McDaniel. Two other board members are under “scrutiny”, and the thing that really blows my mind is that Dr. Ingram has the nerve to suggest that she is focused on the students. What a crook! I wasn’t aware that inappropriate use of tax dollars and hiring people as personal favors were “side issues”. In more news from delusion-land, Dr. Ingram tells parents that the school district has been “turned around” in seven months and the 25 issues that the state had cited were no longer problems. Wow!

Perhaps one of the more comical elements of the conflict, at least those that are being covered by the press, involves the “Dear Christians” letter. This is really a plea towards the community and, hey, why not, God, for some help in getting rid of these horrible administrators. Not surprisingly, Ingram doesn’t have much of a sense of humor about this and is actively trying to seek out and prosecute the author.

What we have here is a person who really responds poorly to criticism driving an already destitute school district into the ground. This woman is just a nutcase, she doesn’t belong in the school district, but maybe she should check if the KGB is hiring. She claims to be guided by spirituality, though! You know, I’m not even religious and I’m completely disgusted when people who treat other people like this try to act like they’ve got Jesus behind them.

The stereotype in these situations is that, because it’s a predominately black school district, parents simply aren’t involved in their children’s education. That is not the case, there has been a lot of opposition and community work to fix this district. The Herald has published letters to the editor. That letter in particular alleges that there is no democracy in the schools, and that teachers are fleeing the district. This is statistically accurate as, for those teachers that were not bullied out of the district, many are unable to work under the constant threats of losing their jobs. And the majority of these staff issues rose to prominence under Ingram’s leadership, she is just unbelievably bad at her job. Here’s another letter. This one alleges that teachers have been intimidated and threatened with retaliation. Although it’s speculative, there seem to be enough of these allegations to imply that it has some truth to it. And one more. I fully believe that the district leadership has acted inappropriately and, possibly, illegally. And these citizens have been profoundly let down by the media. While the Herald’s angle is certainly not for the corruption in the district, there have been countless inappropriate incidents that have not been covered. And in terms of media located more in-town, there’s been little to nothing. To me this looks like a huge scandal, and what is worse is that it’s really ruining life chances for the kids caught in the crossfire.

Because Women Don’t Die in Wars

Posted in Politics with tags , , , , , , on August 19, 2008 by camuscanoe

You’re probably wondering why this guy’s marriage to his Russian bride failed. Was it because she became a stripper, or was it because he’s a lawyer? All speculation. Who knows the real story. His mom probably still thinks he’s a catch.

But it’s just like that Obama character. He’s always catering to those lazy veterans and gold-digging single moms. And what I’m thinking is, how fair is it to all those unfortunate, warmly-dressed Americans whose parents forcibly paid for overpriced art schools and prestigious Northeastern colleges? Should people who are obligated to work get all the breaks? That is not fair. And you know what else pisses me off, why should those fucking old people get all the deals on motorized wheelchairs? This is a real bastion of bigotry against people who can walk. “Oh, I’m old, make me a CEO, give me half-priced drinks!” Bull shit.

Teenage Wasteland

Posted in Regular Lives with tags , , , , on August 19, 2008 by camuscanoe

If you ever meet someone who has dedicated their life to studying classical violin, it’s really funny to ask them if they know how to play “Devil Went Down to Georgia”.

I had no idea that Meher Baba was a human ouija board.

Trouble at Home

Posted in Kitties, Regular Lives with tags , , , , on August 18, 2008 by camuscanoe

This is a frequent topic of turmoil in the house. What happens is that I can’t live without my bed buddy, but I don’t like the beeping, and if I hit the clear button after I stop it, I still have to hear the beeping. The live-in doesn’t like extra numbers on the microwave. There’s no solution.

But back to the bed buddy, this is the best invention ever. Well, obviously it’s the best invention ever because it’s rice in a sack and humanity probably wouldn’t have made it long enough to start blowing up each other if it hadn’t been for rice in a sack, but rice in a sack, when microwaved for two minutes, also fills the soul. And soothes menstrual cramps. And makes you twenty times as appealing to sleepy kitties.

That documentary with Rodney Dangerfield…

Posted in Regular Lives with tags , , , , on August 17, 2008 by camuscanoe

Tomorrow is back to school for me.

I’m preparing my no-cusswords playlists for the classroom and packing my lunch tonight, I am brewing sweet tea on the stove. For the many, many years I spent as a college student I purposely avoided the entire first week of every semester, as I counted those days as free “cut” days. My employer would probably frown on that policy, though.

The intention of my school playlist is to supplement the horrible royalty-free fusion jazz they play in the hallways with something that’s not going to lower musical standards for impressionable minds. It was always such a big deal when my teachers actually played music in the classroom. I specifically remember my fourth grade teacher playing CCR on vinyl for us. In sixth grade my typing teacher successfully played Sam Cook to a growing grunge kid population. In fact, these are the only strong memories I have from these years, outside of sliding notes into slits in lockers. Are the kids ready for Luiz Bonfa and Young Marble Giants played in succession? Well, they don’t really have a choice, because the college DJ in me is a real fascist about pushing my musical agenda. At least I’m not following my first instinct which is to play this on repeat:

The kids aren’t ready yet.

De Nile

Posted in Politics, Regular Lives, Zines with tags , , , , , , , , on August 17, 2008 by camuscanoe

My niece is being recruited by one of those mammoth churches that’s kind of a pyramid scheme. She’s seven. Her little friend invited her to the cheer-leading camp there and her dad cornered my niece’s mom and gave her the “our church has a lot to offer, why not let her attend with us?” spiel. Her mom and I had a healthy talk about how teaching children that church is fun is a dangerous message for developing minds.

Speaking of JC pushers, I saw this really unsettling show on the Christian Broadcast Network called “questions and obstacles” or something to that idea, and the entire premise was how to be a Christian who effectively badgers people who aren’t interested in listening to some belligerent stranger talk about faith. I find it fascinating that the Christian Broadcasters are making such a concerted effort to groom the sort of person who you don’t want on your subway car. And Kirk Cameron is helping.

In the past you might have remembered these sorts of tracts, which are, for the record, hilarious beyond belief, and you probably thought that was over, but if there’s one group that has continued to embrace the “zine” more than punkers, it is the Christian Evangelicals. While I can appreciate almost anything that someone has taken the time to xerox and fold, this is as far as I go in aligning myself with a group of people whose legions include this guy.

Kitty Faces

Posted in Kitties, Pet Outfits with tags , , , , , , , on August 16, 2008 by camuscanoe

Today’s spotlight will shine on what is possibly one of the greatest cat-related literary contributions in the American humor tradition that also brought you the Farside coffee mug.

While I’m not certain of the publication date on this book, I can note that it is ethically from a time when it was still okay for cartoon characters to smoke, as evidenced in what the greatest generation might refer to as “ethnic humor”. The book is set up as any high school year book across this great country, but, get this, the students are kitties!

Few could say that the power of these photographs fails to capture the spectrum of humanity, only in a way that makes it cuter.

And it doesn’t stop there! Check out these brilliant candid shots!

Now that you are very obviously sold, click here to petition the National Portrait Gallery to include these works of art in the permanent collection. And click here to read a confusing biography of the author.

This book comes to us courtesy of vrooooom, well worth your time.

Best Feminine Artist

Posted in art with tags , , , , on August 15, 2008 by camuscanoe

I picked up a cheap set of oil paints the other day and, having never worked in the medium, started out with very typical subject matters- pandas, satan, steak. Also, I decided to reprise a former Platypussy Records/Mother Stamper collaboration, it was a vision, we had just purchased a thrift store picture of an eggplant when it came to us, “let’s mod podge some xeroxed pornography on this and make it more interesting”. Here we see the recreation of this artwork as best I can remember it. Anyways, I hope you enjoy these. You know how when you’re looking at stars you’re not really looking at stars because it takes the light so long to travel to earth? Well when you’re looking at these oil paintings in pictures it actually takes takes two thousand years for them to dry. Anyways.

The noble steak.

I really want a vespa.

It’s one of those pandas that reports traffic jams!

What I was trying to do with this is have Satan worshiping the virility of the young republican. Next time I need to make it way more homoerotic.

Did you know these landscapes take three minutes to actually paint?

The infamous eggplant.

The demise of community radio.

Posted in Regular Lives with tags , , , , , , , , on August 15, 2008 by camuscanoe

Having finally gotten the lovable laptop back from repair, it is time to resume the stencil and graffiti documentation. All of these pictures were taken around Columbia, SC. Some of the stencils were used as promotional items for WUSC-FM.

Insert own gopher pun here, taken in downtown Columbia.

On the opposite side as the gopher on the concrete partition:

Cupcakes are awesome.

Some WUSC vintage, approximately 2006.

WUSC Art Auction!  Why didn't I attend?!?

robot.

and the obligatory sci-fi stencil

I also spotted this stencil on the employee entrance at Earthfare:

Also, it’s kind of a cliche’, but you can’t go wrong with the fist stencil. I’m a big fan of using a lighter background color to make simple designs stand out more.

The right stuff.

Posted in Pet Outfits, Regular Lives with tags , , , , , , on August 15, 2008 by camuscanoe

More unforgivable variant spelling of “hot”– “hott” or “hawt”?

Today I received a letter addressed to Joey Mcyntire. He doesn’t live here.

It continues to be a great week for cryptozoologists as bigfoot’s body is allegedly in some Georgia-based freezer. I’ll be frank and note that I am not a believer because it really just looks like a gorilla costume in a cooler, I like my hoaxes to be a little more epic, 2000 year old death masks and Orson Welles radio broadcasts, you know.

anyways, bigfoottracker.com
Wiis don’t insert links.