Warp Speed, Mr. Sulu
Good news for McCain supporters! Some scientists have found a way to xray using scotch tape, so maybe you don’t need one of them highfalutin health care plans after all. If they figure out a way to fix diabetes with Resolve carpet cleaner and do bypass surgery with steel wool pads you can really have most of your health care needs covered by 3m. I also like how that article says “Who knew?… oh, yeah, the Russians did, like, fifty years ago.” Damn pinko liberal media.
I’d like to thank Lady Miss Gee for once again making a mixed cd that has blown my mind. How does she do it? I think it’s devil-related. She finds really good stuff. And great movies. And great books. It’s like she’s got the whole market covered. I’m impressed. She also knows most of the words to “The Sound of Music”, and I’m not just talking about the songs, because everyone knows those words, like, she can quote Mother Superior at the drop of a hat.
Speaking of, if anyone knows where there will be a good hell house in South Cackalacky, please give me a heads up. I guess kids don’t get to dress up for Halloween anymore at school? Maybe they can dress up like an aborted fetus or someone who died of crabs after having pre-marital sex and head on down to the local hell house instead.
